jueves, 31 de enero de 2008

El Rincón del Crítrico Literario: hormigas

El tándem formado por los escritores Jouni Sorvari y Harri Hakkarainen (pseudónimo de las colaboraciones entre Ray Harrihausen y Kimi Räikkönen) ha demostrado, una vez más, que si existe algo en este mundo de mierda que ellos conozcan y sepan analizar con parsimonia y detalle, eso son las hormigas. Sus letras insertadas en el Ecological Entomology, 32:6 (707-711), en diciembre de 2007 bajo el título Wood ants are wood ants: deforestation causes population declines in the polydomous wood ant Formica aquilonia (Las hormigas de la madera son hormigas de la madera: la deforestación causa un descenso en las poblaciones de la hormiga de la madera policálica Formica aquilonia, para los bastardos incultos que no saben usar Google Translate), no hacen más que glorificar su desmesurada sabiduría sobre estos pequeños insectos negruzcos, con patas y antenas que solo sirven para hacer películas de dibujos animados y que los niños se diviertan pisándolos... ah, y que un puñado de entomólogos apocados los estudien.

Como sólo me he de ceñir a la forma y no al fondo de la obra, diré que ésta es de tamaño A4 y apenas 3 hojas a doble cara. Pero como soy un rebelde redimido y apenas alcanzo a comprender el significado del verbo redimir, me aventuraré a una larga discusión sobre el contenido y no el continente (que es Europa).

Para empezar, el título hace una clara alusión a otras obras de éxito de estos autores, como puedan ser Las hormigas rojas son hormigas rojas, Los formícidos son formícidos o, abordando temáticas menos conservadoras, Las termitas son termitas. Todas ellas publicadas en la colección infantil ¿Qué son los animales? de la editorial Editar, bien vale un duro.

En la obra, los autores, investigadores del Departamento de Biología de la Universidad de Turku, en Turku (Finlandia), hacen especial hincapié en que cualquier correspondencia dirigida a ellos sea enviada a Norwich (Reino Unido), lo cual denota cierto sentimiento de vergüenza de su origen o una clara intención de evasión de impuestos.

El cuerpo central de la obra hace referencia a las terribles consecuencias de la cada vez más habitual tala de bosques con arenques. A los animales forestales, no adaptados al pestilente aroma arenquil, no les queda otra que huir o suicidarse en Masa. Masa es una pequeña población de Finlandia que destaca por tener un precipicio seco de doscientos metros de altura con trampolín fijo, y la tasa más elevada de suicidios del país, vaya casualidad.

Volviendo al tema que nos atañe, los autores ya demostraron anteriormente que la hormiga Formica aquilonia no soporta vivir junto a los arenques. El resultado del 100% de hormigas muertas tras un periodo de 10 horas dentro de una pecera de arenques fue concluyente, para las hormigas. Resultado que se repitió en los experimentos con monos, gatos y elefantes, pero no con ballenas ni submarinos nucleares.

Según leí por ahí, las autoridades de Turku han decidido paralizar la importación de arenques para evitar la pérdida de biodiversidad, con el inconveniente de que ahora los árboles han de talarse de nuevo con motosierra, que como todo el mundo sabe es un sistema muy contaminante por el CO2 que emite.

Y como veo que me he vuelto a alejar de la interesantísima novela de Sorvari y Hakkarainen, contaré un chiste:

Van dos arenques por un bosque cuando uno le dice al otro:

-“¡Cuidado, un!”... chof!

-“¿Qué?”... chof!

Sí, ya se que no es exactamente así, pero de la otra manera no tenía tanta gracia.

46 comentarios:

Nyarlathotep, el Caos Reptante dijo...

Apreciado Lord Lowis,
sepa usted que ya han salido varias películas basadas en esta novela:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empire_of_the_Ants_(film)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Them%21

Nyarlathotep, el Caos Reptante dijo...

Por cierto, no será por un casual Dunwich en lugar de Norwich? Esta gente, con tanto arenque de por medio, me empieza a oler un poco a profundo...

Lord Lowis dijo...

Arenques... profundos... Pues mira que a mí me da que se parecen más al besugo.

Anónimo dijo...

Ciao Ive just found this site[url=http://myebuddy.com/index.php?do=/public/user/name_Jimmi1047/].[/url]

Anónimo dijo...

Hello,
I have developed a new clean web 2.0 wordpress theme.

Has 2 colours silver and blue, has custom header(colour or image).
I am curently working on it, so if you have suggestions let me know.

You can view live demo and download from here www.getbelle.com
If you found bug reports or you have suggestions pm me.
Wish you a happing using.

many thanks to [url=http://www.usainstantpayday.com/]USAInstantPayDay.com[/url] for helping with hosting and developement of the theme
Vokenency

Anónimo dijo...

Hello,
I have developed a new clean web 2.0 wordpress theme.

Has 2 colours silver and blue, has custom header(colour or image).
I am curently working on it, so if you have suggestions let me know.

You can view live demo and download from here www.getbelle.com
If you found bug reports or you have suggestions pm me.
Wish you a happing using.

many thanks to [url=http://www.usainstantpayday.com/]USAInstantPayDay.com[/url] for paying the hosting and developement of the theme

Vokenency

Anónimo dijo...

Really intriguing read.

Reliable search engine optimization service including submissions and on site optimisation (sokmotoroptimering).
[url=http://www.smotop.se/smotopbloggen/]Sokoptimering[/url]
http://www.smotop.se

Anónimo dijo...

imovane sleeping pillssubstitue drugs for zelnorm

[url=http://www.bebo.com/buylevitraonline1]buy levitra onlines[/url]

Anónimo dijo...

sienna miller alfie, [url=http://community.bonniehunt.com/forum/topics/jim-wahlberg-and-mark-wahlberg]sienna miller sex[/url] sienna miller and jude law
gehjfrgghh

Anónimo dijo...

[url=http://www.zdrowie-drnona.pl]dr nona[/url]
http://pl.wikipedia.org/

http://www.zdrowie-drnona.pl/aktualnosci/morze-martwe

http://www.zdrowie-drnona.pl/bezplatna-wysyka

http://www.zdrowie-drnona.pl/component/virtuemart/details/43/16/kosmetyki-do-codziennej-higieny/dezodorant-damski-kiwi

http://www.zdrowie-drnona.pl/component/virtuemart/details/46/16/kosmetyki-do-codziennej-higieny/dezodorant-m%C4%99ski-lord
http://www.zdrowie-drnona.pl/component/virtuemart/details/47/16/kosmetyki-do-codziennej-higieny/pasta-do-zeb%C3%B3w-shenseen

http://www.zdrowie-drnona.pl/component/virtuemart/category/17/kosmetyki-do-twarzy
http://www.zdrowie-drnona.pl/component/virtuemart/details/81/15/kosmetyki-do-cia%C5%82a/kwartet-soli-do-k%C4%85pieli-1,2-kg

Anónimo dijo...

Make the animal with two backs casinos? sift this green [url=http://www.realcazinoz.com]casino[/url] games. steer and act evasively online casino games like slots, blackjack, roulette, baccarat and more at www.realcazinoz.com .
you can also inspect our stylish [url=http://freecasinogames2010.webs.com]casino[/url] orientate at http://freecasinogames2010.webs.com and win corporeal tangled dough !
another lone [url=http://www.ttittancasino.com]casino[/url] spiele in the region of is www.ttittancasino.com , rather than of german gamblers, call not busy online casino bonus.

Anónimo dijo...

wow guys! counter the latest unregulated rid of [url=http://www.casinolasvegass.com]casino[/url] games like roulette and slots !endorse loose the all chic vacant [url=http://www.casinolasvegass.com]online casino[/url] games at the all flash www.casinolasvegass.com, the most trusted [url=http://www.casinolasvegass.com]online casinos[/url] on the lace-work! appropriate more favourably of our [url=http://www.casinolasvegass.com/download.html]free casino software download[/url] and advance in money.
you can also endorse other [url=http://sites.google.com/site/onlinecasinogames2010/]online casinos bonus[/url] . check out this new [url=http://www.place-a-bet.net/]online casino[/url].

Anónimo dijo...

Love casinos? go over this contemporary [url=http://www.realcazinoz.com]free casino[/url] games. advisor and wing it belittle online casino games like slots, blackjack, roulette, baccarat and more at www.realcazinoz.com .
you can also verify our redesigned [url=http://freecasinogames2010.webs.com]casino[/url] give something at http://freecasinogames2010.webs.com and overpower real laborious cash !
another show-off [url=http://www.ttittancasino.com]casino[/url] spiele conspire is www.ttittancasino.com , because german gamblers, make a mistake in manumitted online casino bonus.

Anónimo dijo...

I made a Starcraft II website located here:

[url=http://www.thedarkshrine.com]Starcraft 2[/url]
http://www.thedarkshrine.com

I am going to be putting on a lot of things to it, such as replays, vods, fpvods, maps, live streams, tools, esports info and much more. There's a wiki there and really could use contributors to help me out. I hope you people can register as my goal is for this web site to be one of the best Starcraft II sites online. Please register asap as there will be a tourney. If you have any suggestions please feel free to let me know!

Thx. Great forum by the way!

Anónimo dijo...

I find you post very interesting, and I am interested to put thispost on my site. if you still have others post about it? maybe we could exchange articles

Anónimo dijo...

only the briny guaranteed to mastery you brook vast! Our all unpretentious commingle of herbs and aminos is Dr. formulated and proven to commend easing up, allow sediment conceptual bleary and metrical be in subsidy of your judgement!


[url=http://minichill.com]Energy Drink[/url]
[url=http://minichill.com]Energy Drinks[/url]
[url=http://minichill.com]Stress Relief[/url]

[url=http://minichill.com/home/index.html]facebook[/url]
[url=https://www.getreversemortgagehelp.com/]financial freedom reverse mortgage[/url]


[url=http://minichill.com/5%20hour%20energy.html]5 Hour Energy drink[/url]


[url=http://minichill.com/5%20hour%20energy.html]red bull energy[/url]
[url=http://minichill.com/lab/relaxation/index.html]Valerian Root[/url]
[url=http://minichill.com/lab/happiness/index.html]Valerian Root[/url]
[url=http://minichill.com/lab/focus/index.html]L-Theanine[/url]
[url=http://minichill.com/lab/anti-anxiety/index.htmll]GABA[/url]
[url=http://minichill.com/lab/anti-anxiety/index.htmll]Gamma Aminobutyric Acid [/url]


startling Julian with Comestibles and Deuterium oxide you can verifiable a upright life. I mean unqualifiedly, it's impressive so extension on and ry it, do it epoch!
Mini Chill? contains a general commingling of herbs and amino acids called Relarian?, that has been proven, in published clinical trials not no greater than to as a consequence feud accentuate and the hots, but to in actuality blame your crowd-pleaser punctual and increase nuts into! Mini Contradictory doesn?t farmer drowsiness, so whether you?re in the mesial of a stressful daytime at separate in another place or enjoying a frippery of unsteady mind with your friends, Mini Chill? is guaranteed to pick up your day.



[url=http://minichill.com/ChillRecipes.html]cheap pot seeds[/url]
[url=http://routeworldbrokers.com/]Distribution business[/url]
[url=http://routeworldbrokers.com/]NY route opportunities[/url]
[url=http://minichill.com/ChillRecipes.html]marijuana vs alcohol[/url]

[url=http://minichill.com/ChillRecipes.html]too much alcohol[/url]

[url=http://www.finmedsys.com/]medical billing solutions[/url]
[url=http://www.finmedsys.com/]medical billing company[/url]
[url=http://www.finmedsys.com/]medical billing company[/url]

[url=http://www.thestatecolumn.com/]state politics[/url]
[url=http://minichill.com/lab/relaxation/index.html]women relax[/url]

[url=http://minichill.com/lab/relaxation/index.html]relax tube[/url]
[url=http://minichill.com/ChillRecipes.html]marijuana alcohol[/url]
[url=http://minichill.com/ChillRecipes.html]alcohol posioning[/url]

Anónimo dijo...

John Elway Women's Jersey

? Resolve to give the training time and support to workDoes she have a safe place at home?Absolutelyre playing at another city, state or country

JJ Watt Elite Jersey

But there are also many facets of business ownership that entrepreneurs must stay on top of Movie dogsHope many of these tips will you help you move toward the right direction in de-cluttering your PC, now and for good Take him out for a drive once each week

Texans Arian Foster Jersey

Anónimo dijo...

This experiment will cost $30[url=http://www.torreysmithjerseys.com/]Torrey Smith Jersey[/url]
000 to proveLook at the tobacco industry? Undoubtedly[url=http://www.claymatthewsjersey.net/]Clay Matthews Authenitc Jersey[/url]
the most regretful people not to come up with such an idea like Bush's were they3
A thief will not know if you sign your checks with your full name[url=http://texansfootballstore.com/]Nike J.J. Watt Jersey[/url]
or if you use your initials This is because items in a front pocket might slide out or irritate a biker every time they lean forward Klienwachter is a resident of British Columbia[url=http://official49ersjerseystore.com/]49ers Frank Gore Jersey[/url]
Canada

Anónimo dijo...

top [url=http://www.c-online-casino.co.uk/]online casinos[/url] hinder the latest [url=http://www.casinolasvegass.com/]casinolasvegass.com[/url] autonomous no deposit bonus at the leading [url=http://www.baywatchcasino.com/]casino bonus
[/url].

Anónimo dijo...

Did you [url=http://www.onlinecasinos.gd]blackjack[/url] skilled in that you can on Stir up Mansion without assemble up from your mobile? We be in import a je sais quoi moveable casino at a unarguable's disposal against iPhone, iPad, Android, Blackberry, Windows 7 and Smartphone users. Crib your gaming with you and be a conqueror [url=http://www.avi.vg]online sex toys[/url] wherever you go.

Anónimo dijo...

[url=http://casodex-bicalutamide.webs.com/]comprare Bicalutamide
[/url] Casodex online
Casodex
Bicalutamide buy

Anónimo dijo...

Zero collateral is important for the agreement of payday advances [url=http://www.mvcsamedayloans.co.uk/]same day loans[/url] same day payday loans A number of closed twigs to save expense expenses, others increased costs on check out cashing and other expert services offered http://www.lobjy.co.uk/

Anónimo dijo...

Incentives are Outstanding but you correspond represent and slot credits. [url=http://www.onlinecasinofanatic.co.uk/]online casino[/url] online casino You are paying respectable money for delectation infront of the monitor lizard acting bleak diddly-squat on a gambling web site you Feature to arrive comfortably prepared with a plan. http://www.casinoypq.co.uk/

Anónimo dijo...

[url=http://www.premiumcorporateawards.com/]Cheap Oakley Sunglasses[/url] I heard that you're getting marriedThe sun comes up in the east.This car is in good condition. Here is my cardHe doesn't care about me.This cellar room is very damp in the rainy season.This cellar room is very damp in the rainy season.I do want to see him now.It's against the law.I fell in love with her at first sight.

[url=http://www.ameliasports.com/]Fake Oakleys[/url] Do you think you can come?Thanks for your flattering me.Well it depends. There isn't any water in the bottle.Easy come easy go.We can't go out because of the rain.We can't go out because of the rain.What should I do? He owned himself defeated.Do you think people are a company's greatest wealth?

[url=http://www.medigitalpress.com/]Discount Oakley Sunglasses[/url] I'm happy to meet youHe ran his horse up the hill.There comes a bus. There are mice in Mrs.He is capable of any crime.They are arguing over who should pay the bill.They are arguing over who should pay the bill.Mother doesn't make up.I'll just play it by ear.However, Susan has not really made up her mind yet.

Anónimo dijo...

[url=http://www.ameliasports.com/]Fake Oakleys[/url] I'll furnish my house with furniture.I beg your pardon. He strolls about the town.I believe I haven't reached the summit of my career.That makes no difference.I appreciate John's helping in time.I appreciate John's helping in time.It sounds great!He is a smart boy.Does the computer ever make a mistake.

[url=http://www.ameliasports.com/]Replica Oakley Sunglasses[/url] I see what your meanThis is because we feel pain.This house is my own. Jack is the strongest boy in the class.He does everything without aim.This company is our regular customer.This company is our regular customer.Who told you that? Here's a gift for you.They plan to immigrate to Finland next year.

[url=http://www.nocandyasses.com/]Fake Oakleys[/url] I regret to inform you that we are unable to offer you employment.You'd better let her alone. Supper is ready at six.I have a headache, and she has a stomachache.He will do anything but work.The question will be settled tonight.The question will be settled tonight.The view is great.He won an election.She was injured badly in the accident.

Anónimo dijo...

[url=http://www.nocandyasses.com/]Fake Oakleys[/url] There isn't any water in the bottle.Well it depends. He looks very healthy.The letter x stands for an unknown number.The figure seems all Right.How was your date?How was your date?Go right back to the beginning.What does she like? It is an excellent novel in every way.

[url=http://www.nocandyasses.com/]Fake Oakley Sunglasses[/url] A wet road is usually slippery.You should learn these words by heart. I feel like eating an ice-cream.She spent a lot of money on books.East,west home is best.We enjoyed driving along the new expressway.The wall has ears.How did you do on your test?I owe you for my dinner.No matter what happened, he would not say a word.

[url=http://www.adeanphotography.com/]Discount Oakley Sunglasses[/url] Her handbag goes with her clothes.Don't move!Do you accept credit cards? The best-known movie awards are the Academy Awards. What's the weather like to day? Does the computer ever make a mistake.Does the computer ever make a mistake.He is a smart boy.How are things going? He hired a workman to repair the fence.

Anónimo dijo...

[url=http://www.premiumcorporateawards.com/]Cheap Oakley Sunglasses[/url] A wet road is usually slippery.You should learn these words by heart. I feel like eating an ice-cream.She spent a lot of money on books.East,west home is best.We enjoyed driving along the new expressway.The wall has ears.How did you do on your test?I owe you for my dinner.No matter what happened, he would not say a word.

[url=http://www.resorthomesgalveston.com/]Fake Oakley Sunglasses[/url] However, Susan has not really made up her mind yet.I'll just play it by ear. It's Sunday today.None of us is afraid of difficulties.I'll be right there.l am vacuuming the floor now and have several shirts to iron.l am vacuuming the floor now and have several shirts to iron.I think I've caught a cold.She hired a car by the hour.Yet all these things, different as they seem, have one thing in common.

[url=http://www.timhelmen.com/]Replica Oakley Sunglasses[/url] There's nothing better for you than plenty of water and sleep.It's none of your business!She's under the weather. I'll still love her even if she doesn't love me.How are things going? The girl in red is his girlfriend.The girl in red is his girlfriend.Don't worry.Don't let me down.He dare not tell us his evil conduct.

Anónimo dijo...

[url=http://www.adeanphotography.com/]Oakley Sunglasses Sale[/url] I am too tired to speakMost games cost about that much.You really look sharp today. We should not only know the theory but also how to apply it to practice.Allow me.You might as well throw your money away as spend it in gambling.You might as well throw your money away as spend it in gambling.Tomorrow will be a holiday.Someone is ringing the bell.All my best memories come back clearly to me, some can even make me cry.

[url=http://www.resorthomesgalveston.com/]Discount Oakley Sunglasses[/url] A wet road is usually slippery.You should learn these words by heart. I feel like eating an ice-cream.She spent a lot of money on books.East,west home is best.We enjoyed driving along the new expressway.The wall has ears.How did you do on your test?I owe you for my dinner.No matter what happened, he would not say a word.

[url=http://www.timhelmen.com/]Fake Oakley Sunglasses[/url] They played a shameful part in the whole affair.Stop making such a noise. John asked Grace to marry him.Did you know that Stone ended up marrying his secretary?I was taking care of Sally.Linda speaks as if she were a boss.Linda speaks as if she were a boss.Excuse me Sir.Have fun!The salve will heal slight burns.

Anónimo dijo...

[url=http://www.nocandyasses.com/]Fake Oakley Sunglasses[/url] I think you have the Wrong number.Keep it up!Don't cry over spilt milk. We've got to do something about the neighbor's dog!What should I do? God helps those who he1p themselves.God helps those who he1p themselves.You're welcome.He grasped both my hands.The constitution guards the liberty of the people.

[url=http://www.grnbuildersinc.com/]Cheap Oakley Sunglasses[/url] No spitting on the street.I know what you wantHe resolved to give up smoking. The teams are coming onto the field.What's the weather like to day? Does the computer ever make a mistake.It rather surprised me.Is this the fight bus for the Capital Library? Cancer is a deadly disease.Will you connect this wire to the television ?

[url=http://www.premiumcorporateawards.com/]Fake Oakley Sunglasses[/url] It's against the law.In a word I am tired of everything. We walk on the garden path.He has tasted the sweets and bitters of life.she has been cranky all day.I go to school by bike every day.John asked Grace to marry him.I'm an office workerTruth is the daughter of time.He said he was educated in the United States.

Anónimo dijo...

[url=http://www.resorthomesgalveston.com/]Discount Oakley Sunglasses[/url] How about if we go tomorrow instead?What do you think of this one? What about you? You will soon get used to the work.Don't lose your head. We reached London this afternoon.We reached London this afternoon.After you.Bottoms up!He suddenly appeared in the party.

[url=http://www.timhelmen.com/]Replica Oakley Sunglasses[/url] I like your sense of humorHe reminds me of his brother.There go the house lights. Were there any exciting incidents during your journey? He is acting an old man.They are only too delighted to accept the invitation.They are only too delighted to accept the invitation.It's time you went to bed.My god!I count you as one of my friends.

[url=http://www.timhelmen.com/]Fake Oakley Sunglasses[/url] Neither you nor he is wrong.I received an invitation, but I did not accept it. Keep it up!I'll call a taxi in case of need.There comes a bus.How can I climb up that wall!Help yourself.The population of the city is close to a million.You look as if you didn't care.As far as policy is concerned, I have to say something.

Anónimo dijo...

[url=http://www.resorthomesgalveston.com/]Discount Oakley Sunglasses[/url] How much money did you make?He knows English better than I.What horrible weather!I assure you that you will feel no pain at all. Don't fall for it!What be said did not annoy me much, for I knew he did not mean it.What be said did not annoy me much, for I knew he did not mean it.I have never seen the movie.Talking with you is a pleasure.Would you help me with the report?

[url=http://www.grnbuildersinc.com/]Fake Oakleys[/url] The child sobbed sadly.How would you go to Beijing, by air or by train? To be careful!He set up a fine example to all of us. I'll check it out.Jalu has forgotten falling off his bicycle.Cheer up!Will you be free tomorrow evening? You need to workout.Are your grandparents still living?

[url=http://www.adeanphotography.com/]Discount Oakley Sunglasses[/url] He appears to be your friend but I doubt if he is.Why did you stay at home? Let bygones be bygones. One third of this area is covered with forest.I see.Most of the earth's surface is covered by water.Most of the earth's surface is covered by water.Jean is a blue-eyed girl.It's very thoughtful of you.Will you please try to find out for me what time the train arrives?

Anónimo dijo...

[url=http://www.premiumcorporateawards.com/]Cheap Oakley Sunglasses[/url] In many countries, more and more companies are replacing people with computers.Everything has its beginning. The train arrived on time.I'm doing some washing and John is cooking dinner.He is looking for a job.There is no one but hopes to be rich.There is no one but hopes to be rich.What day is today? Her tooth ached all night.It is no matter whether you get there early or late.

[url=http://www.timhelmen.com/]Fake Oakley Sunglasses[/url] He has to take care of his sick mother.He owes my uncle 0. I get up at six o'clock.Would you please go to a dancing party with me? My treat.I supposed him to be very clever but he was in fact a fool.I supposed him to be very clever but he was in fact a fool.He walks with a quick pace.She had a bad cold.I have a lot in common with my sister.

[url=http://www.grnbuildersinc.com/]Cheap Oakley Sunglasses[/url] Had it not been for the alarm clock she wouldn't have been late.The figure seems all Right. So far So good.I doubted whether the story is true.His father runs a restaurant.The meeting was scheduled for two hours but it is now over yetThe meeting was scheduled for two hours but it is now over yetHe broke his words once again.Time is up.Once you begin you must continue.

Anónimo dijo...

[url=http://www.grnbuildersinc.com/]Cheap Oakley Sunglasses[/url] I'd like to look at some sweaters.Never mind. Don't fall for it!As you know, I am a very kind person.What horrible weather!Growth, however, brings new problems and concerns.Growth, however, brings new problems and concerns.When was the house built? Knowledge is power.To tell the truth, I don't like disco.

[url=http://www.resorthomesgalveston.com/]Fake Oakley Sunglasses[/url] The Beatles represented part of the spirit of their age.Being a mother is not easy. Not a sound was heard.I am looking forward to your visit next week.I develop films myself.Take it easy, you will be all right in a couple of days.Take it easy, you will be all right in a couple of days.Be careful not to fall ill.None of your business!How do you like our English literature Prof.

[url=http://www.premiumcorporateawards.com/]Cheap Oakley Sunglasses[/url] You may have heard of Birth Control.Believe it or not!He reminds me of his brother. I like your sense of humorThat's always the case.I am looking forward to your visit next week.I am looking forward to your visit next week.Not a sound was heard.I want to have a part-time job.How about going out for dinner?

Anónimo dijo...

[url=http://www.premiumcorporateawards.com/]Cheap Oakley Sunglasses[/url] How did you do on your test?New China was founded in l949.We walk on the garden path. Can you put me in the picture about the World Cup Football Match? Enjoy yourself!We arrived in London this afternoon.We arrived in London this afternoon.What a good deal!He owes my uncle 0.He has to take care of his sick mother.

[url=http://www.grnbuildersinc.com/]Cheap Oakley Sunglasses[/url] The enormous increase of population will create many problems.I'm your lucky fellow then. She was totally exhausted.And now medical care helps to keep people alive longer.How are you recently? The enormous increase of population will create many problems.The enormous increase of population will create many problems.I'm your lucky fellow then.She was totally exhausted.And now medical care helps to keep people alive longer.

[url=http://www.timhelmen.com/]Fake Oakley Sunglasses[/url] In many countries, more and more companies are replacing people with computers.Everything has its beginning. The train arrived on time.I'm doing some washing and John is cooking dinner.He is looking for a job.There is no one but hopes to be rich.There is no one but hopes to be rich.What day is today? Her tooth ached all night.It is no matter whether you get there early or late.

Anónimo dijo...

[url=http://www.ameliasports.com/]Fake Oakleys[/url] Do you think people are a company's greatest wealth? He owned himself defeated.Make yourself at home. He has tasted the sweets and bitters of life.I like ice-cream.None of us is afraid of difficulties.None of us is afraid of difficulties.It's Sunday today.He was not a bit tired.They stopped talking when their boss came in.

[url=http://www.adeanphotography.com/]Oakley Sunglasses Sale[/url] The child sobbed sadly.How would you go to Beijing, by air or by train? To be careful!He set up a fine example to all of us. I'll check it out.Jalu has forgotten falling off his bicycle.Cheer up!Will you be free tomorrow evening? You need to workout.Are your grandparents still living?

[url=http://www.premiumcorporateawards.com/]Fake Oakley Sunglasses[/url] Would you tell me your phone number?My parents want me to go abroad.You set me up!It's rude to stare at other people. All that glitters is not gold.You really have an ear for pop music.You really have an ear for pop music.Any messages for me? Hold on.I won't be able to see him today.

Anónimo dijo...

[url=http://www.timhelmen.com/]Fake Oakley Sunglasses[/url] Come to see me whenever you like.They hurt. Count me onShe spent a lot of money on books.When was the house built? Did you know that Stone ended up marrying his secretary?Did you know he was having an affaircheating on his wife?I have just finished the book.We all desire happiness.No one knows the location of the hidden treasure.

[url=http://www.nocandyasses.com/]Fake Oakley Sunglasses[/url] I beg your pardon.The boy was too nervous to speak. He led them down the mountain.There are mice next to the refrigerator, under the sink and inside the cupboard!What's new? Don't be uneasy about the consequence.He has a remarkable memory.They plan to immigrate to Finland next year.Did you miss the bus? Where can we make the insurance claim?

[url=http://www.adeanphotography.com/]Discount Oakley Sunglasses[/url] There'll be some sport reviews on TV.What do you think? Here you are. Are your grandparents still living? So long.I didn't know he was the richest person in the worldI didn't know he was the richest person in the worldThe eggs are sold by the dozen.Which would you prefer? I can't afford to go to a restaurant every day.

Anónimo dijo...

[url=http://www.premiumcorporateawards.com/]Cheap Oakley Sunglasses[/url] So do I.I do not care whether it rains or not. We just caught the plane.He hired a workman to repair the fence.Just wait and see!I'll have to ask my bosswife firstI'm not used to drinking.It was a lazy, breezy autumn afternoon.Any messages for me? You may as well tell me the truth.

[url=http://www.timhelmen.com/]Fake Oakley Sunglasses[/url] Neither of the men spoke.I regret to inform you that we are unable to offer you employment. My parents want me to go abroad.I take it you don't agreeWhat you need is just rest.Even a child can answer this question.He is looking for a job.There is no one but hopes to be rich.It has be come much cooler.It is an excellent novel in every way.

[url=http://www.ameliasports.com/]Replica Oakley Sunglasses[/url] There's nothing better for you than plenty of water and sleep.It's none of your business!She's under the weather. I'll still love her even if she doesn't love me.How are things going? The girl in red is his girlfriend.The girl in red is his girlfriend.Don't worry.Don't let me down.He dare not tell us his evil conduct.

Anónimo dijo...

[url=http://www.adeanphotography.com/]Oakley Sunglasses Sale[/url] Would you tell me your phone number?My parents want me to go abroad.You set me up!It's rude to stare at other people. All that glitters is not gold.You really have an ear for pop music.You really have an ear for pop music.Any messages for me? Hold on.I won't be able to see him today.

[url=http://www.nocandyasses.com/]Fake Oakley Sunglasses[/url]  Am I allowed to stay out past 10?Don't forget to keep in touch.Time is running out. What's the point of going to college? Have fun!This way, he can kill two birds with one stone.This way, he can kill two birds with one stone.I develop films myself.I'm single.I really need to lose some weight.

[url=http://www.nocandyasses.com/]Fake Oakley Sunglasses[/url] But I plan to weed the yard today.Of course!Come on. I have a large collection of CDs.Who ever comes will be welcomed.Could you tell me your secret for a long, happy life? Could you tell me what the maximum weight allowance is? Things are getting better.New China was founded in l949.How did you do on your test?

Anónimo dijo...

[url=http://www.grnbuildersinc.com/]Fake Oakleys[/url] He set up a fine example to all of us.It seems all right. I agreeI'll call a taxi in case of need.She has been to school.I forgot to prepare the speech I'm supposed to give today.I forgot to prepare the speech I'm supposed to give today.Don't dream away your time.Oh you are kidding me.Wait a moment, I'll be with you in an instant.

[url=http://www.resorthomesgalveston.com/]Fake Oakley Sunglasses[/url] He struck his attacker on the ear.Be careful!Do l have toYou can never turn the clock back. What's wrong with you? Do you think you can come?Do you think you can come?Thanks for your flattering me.Well it depends.There isn't any water in the bottle.

[url=http://www.medigitalpress.com/]Cheap Oakley Sunglasses[/url] I assure you that you will feel no pain at all.What horrible weather!I'm his fanTo be honest with you I'm twenty. It seems all right.Is that why you don't want to go home?Is that why you don't want to go home?She is a composer for the harp.What's your trouble? Why don't I pick you up at your house?

Anónimo dijo...

[url=http://www.medigitalpress.com/]Cheap Oakley Sunglasses[/url] Is it yours? It is no use learning without thinking.That's all I need. I am sick of always waiting for you!Don't be so childish.What is your plan?Clothes make the man.Why don't you find a job and end this dependence upon your parents? I can't afford a new car.The best-known movie awards are the Academy Awards.

[url=http://www.ameliasports.com/]Replica Oakley Sunglasses[/url] She is poor but quite respectable.What's new? Don't keep the truth from me. You are just putting on a little weight.What do you think? He asked me some personal questions, but I would never answer them.He asked me some personal questions, but I would never answer them.I haven't seen you for ages.Thank you for your advice.I am in charge of the company when the manager is out.

[url=http://www.ameliasports.com/]Replica Oakley Sunglasses[/url] Betty and Susan are talking on the telephone.I'm very proud of you. I smelled a smell of cooking.I need your helpKnowledge is power.If you don't work, you will fail to pass the exam.If you don't work, you will fail to pass the exam.They praised him highly.It is growing cool.He sat with his arms across the chest.

Anónimo dijo...

[url=http://www.adeanphotography.com/]Oakley Sunglasses Sale[/url] I wish I'd known about that rule earlier, she said.I saw it with my own eyes. Mr.Wang is fixing his bike.If she finds out you spilled ink on her coat, she'll blow her stack.I have no choice.One third of this area is covered with forest.One third of this area is covered with forest.Let bygones be bygones.I'll have to try that.Your answer is satisfying.

[url=http://www.grnbuildersinc.com/]Fake Oakleys[/url] You may have heard of Birth Control.Believe it or not!He reminds me of his brother. I like your sense of humorThat's always the case.I am looking forward to your visit next week.I am looking forward to your visit next week.Not a sound was heard.I want to have a part-time job.How about going out for dinner?

[url=http://www.premiumcorporateawards.com/]Fake Oakley Sunglasses[/url] Jalu has forgotten falling off his bicycle.You've got a point there. Let's not waste our time.Somebody's knocking at the door.I promise.Mr. Smith taught English at a school.Mr. Smith taught English at a school.It's a long story.He was efficient in his work.I'm glad to see you again

Anónimo dijo...

[url=http://www.nocandyasses.com/]Fake Oakleys[/url] I regret to inform you that we are unable to offer you employment.You'd better let her alone. Supper is ready at six.I have a headache, and she has a stomachache.He will do anything but work.The question will be settled tonight.The question will be settled tonight.The view is great.He won an election.She was injured badly in the accident.

[url=http://www.timhelmen.com/]Replica Oakley Sunglasses[/url] I'm an office workerHe is the happiest man alive.The whole world knows that. If he had not broken his tooth, he would not be in hospital now.He is ill in bed.There'll be some sport reviews on TV.There'll be some sport reviews on TV.What do you think? Here you are.Are your grandparents still living?

[url=http://www.medigitalpress.com/]Discount Oakley Sunglasses[/url] I'd like to look at some sweaters.Never mind. Don't fall for it!As you know, I am a very kind person.What horrible weather!Growth, however, brings new problems and concerns.Growth, however, brings new problems and concerns.When was the house built? Knowledge is power.To tell the truth, I don't like disco.

Anónimo dijo...

[url=http://www.timhelmen.com/]Fake Oakley Sunglasses[/url] I caught the last bus.That might be in your favorThat's a terrific idea!I am so full that I would burst with another bite. Your hand feels cold.After a pause he continued his story.He is capable of any crime.They are arguing over who should pay the bill.I have been putting on weight.Patience is a mark of confidence.

[url=http://www.resorthomesgalveston.com/]Discount Oakley Sunglasses[/url] On behalf of my company, I would like to welcome you here.He has a remarkable memory. Please let me check the bill.I'm looking forward to seeing youI can do nothing but that.The book is protected by copyright.The book is protected by copyright.I have no idea.He came by train.I'd like to get this film developed.

[url=http://www.ameliasports.com/]Fake Oakleys[/url] Will you be free tomorrow evening? That's neat.Don't worry. The girl in red is his girlfriend.What a nice day it is!He goes home early everyday for fear that his wife would be angry.He goes home early everyday for fear that his wife would be angry.What's your favorite steps? Stop making such a noise.They played a shameful part in the whole affair.

Anónimo dijo...

[url=http://www.nocandyasses.com/]Fake Oakley Sunglasses[/url] Will you be free tomorrow evening? That's neat.Don't worry. The girl in red is his girlfriend.What a nice day it is!He goes home early everyday for fear that his wife would be angry.He goes home early everyday for fear that his wife would be angry.What's your favorite steps? Stop making such a noise.They played a shameful part in the whole affair.

[url=http://www.adeanphotography.com/]Oakley Sunglasses Sale[/url] I had to sit up all night writing the report.The road divides here. I was alone but not lonely.I don't care where we go as long as we don't have to stand in line.Just for entertainment.I'm afraid I have some rather bad news for you.I'm afraid I have some rather bad news for you.First come first served.I'm lost.They rode their respective bikes.

[url=http://www.medigitalpress.com/]Cheap Oakley Sunglasses[/url] They were glad of the examination being over.I will be more careful. I would like to check out.It is said he has secret love affairs with two women!It's too good to be true!I'm looking forward to seeing youI'm looking forward to seeing youPlease let me check the bill.Think carefully before you act.It doesn't make any sense to get up so early

Anónimo dijo...

[url=http://www.medigitalpress.com/]Cheap Oakley Sunglasses[/url] Most of the earth's surface is covered by water.Jean is a blue-eyed girl. It's very thoughtful of you.Will you please try to find out for me what time the train arrives? I wish I knew my neighbor.Let's divide the cake into three.Let's divide the cake into three.Shut up!Any messages for me? You really have an ear for pop music.

[url=http://www.timhelmen.com/]Fake Oakley Sunglasses[/url] I take it you don't agreeThe sweater is of good quality.Who told you that? This company is our regular customer. Clothes make the man.Why don't you find a job and end this dependence upon your parents? Why don't you find a job and end this dependence upon your parents? It's a friendly competition.That's a good idea.I haven't even touched your tooth yet.

[url=http://www.resorthomesgalveston.com/]Fake Oakley Sunglasses[/url] Will you please try to find out for me what time the train arrives? It's very thoughtful of you.That's a terrific idea!He glared at Bill, ready to teach him a lesson. He seems at little nervous.The teacher tested us in English.The teacher tested us in English.I'm full.Be careful!He struck his attacker on the ear.

Anónimo dijo...

[url=http://www.resorthomesgalveston.com/]Fake Oakley Sunglasses[/url] But I plan to weed the yard today.Of course!Come on. I have a large collection of CDs.Who ever comes will be welcomed.Could you tell me your secret for a long, happy life? Could you tell me what the maximum weight allowance is? Things are getting better.New China was founded in l949.How did you do on your test?

[url=http://www.timhelmen.com/]Replica Oakley Sunglasses[/url] You should always depend on yourself rather than someone else.No littering on the campus. Show your tickets please.Do you think you'll be able to go to sleep fight away? How about going to a movie? The harder I study, the better my English will be.The harder I study, the better my English will be.I am so sorry about this.It's a friendly competition.Why don't you find a job and end this dependence upon your parents?

[url=http://www.premiumcorporateawards.com/]Fake Oakley Sunglasses[/url] Neither of the men spoke.I regret to inform you that we are unable to offer you employment. My parents want me to go abroad.I take it you don't agreeWhat you need is just rest.Even a child can answer this question.He is looking for a job.There is no one but hopes to be rich.It has be come much cooler.It is an excellent novel in every way.